Our goal is clear: to provide you 

honest and accurate guides and reviews.

Find the best
THC products in Southern California
LA - OC - IE - SD

Real stoners, with
honest opinions

All of our guides and reviews are written by a small team of weed nerds. We smoke/dab a lot! In fact we’re probably due for a short tolerance break soon.

Honest and accurate guides and reviews

Here’s how our review process works.


Always a surprise

We always show up unannounced and get in-and-out quickly. They never know we’re coming and we’re gone before they realize we’re there.


No deals

Every one of our review team members pays full price for their order, every time. We never ask for, or accept discounts or freebies.


Pull no punches

Once we have an accurate read on a shop or a brand we write up a review or a guide. We are as honest and accurate as we can be every time.

Topshelf Only!

One thing you’ll notice is that we only review the best marijuana products and dispensaries in Southern California.

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